Death & Astonishing Resurrection: THE Labour Party

June 05, 2009 22:00

Date Published: June 03, 2009 11:52 by Tim Dalinian Jones |

Tagged as: bands music party poetry

London & Brighton pub, 139 Queens Road, Peckham, London SE15 2ND

• Location & Public Transport Map: http://tinyurl.com/TLP-rising-map

Mr Mayhem, Ian Bone and other Agents of the Government of the Dead finger Hazel Blears (so to speak) for Fraud, Mon 01 Jun 09, House of Conmens

A Government of the Dead Production

The Death and Astonishing Resurrection of THE Labour Party

A circus performance in which governments fall, Parliament is sacked and politics exceed the wildest possibilities of art...

Invited Guests

• Mister Mayhem

» the Laughing Professor

» General Secretary of THE Labour Party

• 'Honest John McDonnell'

» the one and only direct action MP

» the Honourable member for Hayes and Harlington

» Chair of the Labour Representation Committee

We the working class want a party of our own. Many ingenious names have been suggested for this party, e.g.

• The Gordon Brown Nightmare Labour Party

• The Astonishingly Resurrected Labour Party

• The Radioactive Mutant Labour Party

• The Monster Raving Loony Labour Party

• The Street-fighting Direct Action Labour Party

• The 'Bash the Rich' Anarchist Labour Party

• The Cataclysmically Violent World Revolutionary Labour Party....

To maximally piss off New Labour, however, we decided to call ourselves simply

• THE Labour Party

» Four bands + DJs + comperes + poetic justice + live radio on www.ph7.com + samba to shake the House of Commons down.

» New singles launched: songs for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

» Admission charges: Bankers £1,000; Toffs: £10; Low earners: whatever you can cough up.