Death & Astonishing Resurrection: THE Labour Party

June 05, 2009 22:00

Published: May 30, 2009 06:05 by Tim Dalinian Jones |

Tagged as: anti-militarism culture economic_crisis environmentalism free_spaces g20 gender migration repression social_struggles solidarity workers_struggles

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A Government of the Dead Production

A circus performance in which governments fall, Parliament is sacked and politics exceed the wildest possibilities of art...

Invited Guests
• Mister Mayhem
   » the Laughing Professor
   » General Secretary of THE Labour Party
• 'Honest John McDonnell'
   » the one and only direct action MP
   » the Honourable member for Hayes and Harlington
   » Chair of the Labour Representation Committee

We the working class want a party of our own. Many ingenious names have been suggested for this party, e.g.

• The Gordon Brown Nightmare Labour Party
• The Astonishingly Resurrected Labour Party
• The Radioactive Mutant Labour Party
• The Monster Raving Loony Labour Party
• The Street-fighting Direct Action Labour Party
• The 'Bash the Rich' Anarchist Labour Party
• The Cataclysmically Violent World Revolutionary Labour Party....

To maximally piss off New Labour, however, we decided to call ourselves simply
• THE Labour Party

» Four bands + DJs + comperes + poetic justice + live radio on www.ph7.com + samba to shake the House of Commons down.
» New singles launched: songs for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
» Admission charges: Bankers £1,000; Toffs: £10; Low earners: whatever you can cough up.

Contact email: governmentofthedead@googlemail.com

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