Dateline: “New” Labour Headquarters, 39 Victoria Street, London, UK, 13:00, Thu 18 Jun 09 – As the fetid corpse of “New” Labour clings on to power for grim death, staggering zombie-like towards its doom in the next general election, the Government of the Dead bring a little light Death to the pavement outside their HQ, by decapitating, dismembering and defiling the cadaver of Gordon Brow…

Dateline: London & Brighton pub, Peckham, London, UK, 22:00 Fri 05 Jun 09 – On the day of Gordon Brown’s forced emergency cabinet reshuffle, Mr Mayhem, Teenage Man, Saddam & the Look-Alikes, Bloco de Louco and other left field luminaries were celebrating “The Death and Astonishing Resurrection of THE Labour Party” in a superb squatted pub in Peckham. For twelve long years, the war criminals,…