On the day of the royal wedding, celebrate in style with the Zombie Dead For A Day Wedding and Guillotining.

Then head to Red Lion Square for fomal trials and executions at the Republic Party.

Dateline: Bank of England, Threadneedle Street, London, UK, 17:37-18:37, Fri 17 Jul 09 – The Government of the Dead host a G20 Meltdown Reunion slap bang outside that den of iniquity, the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street: a "Bonuses Are Back Pig Party", where Bankers, Politicians and Rozzers are invited to get their snouts back into the tough, filled with the swill of filthy lucre, all at the exp…

Dateline: “New” Labour Headquarters, 39 Victoria Street, London, UK, 13:00, Thu 18 Jun 09 – As the fetid corpse of “New” Labour clings on to power for grim death, staggering zombie-like towards its doom in the next general election, the Government of the Dead bring a little light Death to the pavement outside their HQ, by decapitating, dismembering and defiling the cadaver of Gordon Brow…

Dateline: House of Commons, Parliament Square, London, UK, 09:00-10:30, Mon 01 Jun 09 – Agents of the Government of the Dead, replete with hand-cuffs and WANTED! posters (including Hazel Blears, ha ha!), picket the vehicular entrance to the House of Ill Repute in order to affect Citizens’ Arrests of the Member of Parliament Criminals, Cheats and Con Artists, as they arrive back to “work” after…